I’m Not Antisocial I Just Prefer Fish More T-Shirt - Fish Tee for Divers & Ocean Lovers
I’m Not Antisocial I Just Prefer Fish More T-Shirt - Fish Tee for Divers & Ocean Lovers
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Slip into this tee and let the ocean do the talking.
A soft watercolor pufferfish drifts across the chest with the cheeky line “I’m not antisocial, I just prefer fish more.”
It’s made for people who feel more at home with scales than small talk. Wear it on boat days, lazy travel mornings, or when you want a quiet nod from fellow ocean lovers.
The relaxed crew fit and durable cotton keep it comfortable for long days on the water or casual city outings, while the clean navy lettering keeps the joke instantly readable.
It reads like your mood: calm, a little wry, and totally underwater in the best way.
Size Guide
Size Guide
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Sleeve (in) | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18 | 19.5 | 21 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25 |
| Size tolerance (in) | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 |
Specifications
Specifications
- 100% cotton, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) mid-weight fabric for year-round comfort.
- Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline.
- Ribbed collar and shoulder taping help it keep its shape.
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort.
- Made with ethically sourced US cotton and certified by the US Cotton Trust Protocol.
- Oeko-Tex certified for safety and quality.
- Color note: white may appear slightly off-white due to natural fabric properties.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Shipped with care - Delivered within 3-5 days.
Returns Policy
Returns Policy
Eligible items only. For more info see our Return policy.
More than JUST a Mask!
More than JUST a Mask!
At Oceans Optics, we’re committed to clear vision and unforgettable underwater experiences. That’s why every order includes Snorkeling 101 – Your Ultimate Guide to Better Aquatic Adventures!
Get expert tips instantly after checkout or via email, and dive in with confidence.
Your T-Shirt Helps Build a Reef!
When you buy from Oceans Optics, you are not just getting a cool ocean Tee, you are helping us build real living coral reefs.
A portion of every sale goes toward our artificial reef project in Koh Tao, Thailand. We worked with Global Reef and the Thai Department of Marine & Coastal Resources to sink a custom steel structure shaped like a prescription scuba mask. Onto this frame we attach living coral fragments that grow over time, attracting fish and turning the structure into a living reef and safe haven for marine life.
So each time you wear your shirt, you are also actively giving back to the ocean we all love.
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