I’m Not Ignoring You, I Genuinely Thought You Were A Coral T-Shirt - Funny Snorkeler & Diver Tee
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This tee speaks to reef lovers who needs glasses on land and occasionally mistakes coral, rocks and fish for each other underwater.
Soft, durable cotton sits against your skin while a colorful coral illustration and the cheeky line “I’m not ignoring you, I genuinely thought you were a coral” announce your ocean-first attention.
Toss it on for travel days, boat rides, snorkel trips, or beach bar evenings: it slips into the rhythms of dive shops, shore-side hangouts, and salty sunsets.
The print starts conversations with other snorkelers and divers and gives prescription-mask wearers a playful way to explain their distracted stare. It’s casual, comfortable, and made to last through sun, surf, and repeat wear.
Size Guide
Size Guide

| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Sleeve (in) | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18 | 19.5 | 21 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25 |
| Size tolerance (in) | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 |
Specifications
Specifications
- 100% cotton, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) mid-weight fabric for year-round comfort.
- Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline.
- Ribbed collar and shoulder taping help it keep its shape.
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort.
- Made with ethically sourced US cotton and certified by the US Cotton Trust Protocol.
- Oeko-Tex certified for safety and quality.
- Color note: white may appear slightly off-white due to natural fabric properties.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Shipped with care - Delivered within 3-5 days.
Returns Policy
Returns Policy
Eligible items only. For more info see our Return policy.
More than JUST a Mask!
More than JUST a Mask!
At Oceans Optics, we’re committed to clear vision and unforgettable underwater experiences. That’s why every order includes Snorkeling 101 – Your Ultimate Guide to Better Aquatic Adventures!
Get expert tips instantly after checkout or via email, and dive in with confidence.
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Your T-Shirt Helps Build a Reef!
When you buy from Oceans Optics, you are not just getting a cool ocean Tee, you are helping us build real living coral reefs.
A portion of every sale goes toward our artificial reef project in Koh Tao, Thailand. We worked with Global Reef and the Thai Department of Marine & Coastal Resources to sink a custom steel structure shaped like a prescription scuba mask. Onto this frame we attach living coral fragments that grow over time, attracting fish and turning the structure into a living reef and safe haven for marine life.
So each time you wear your shirt, you are also actively giving back to the ocean we all love.
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